Naming the Clinic Joke
Author: adminTwo doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.”
The town fathers were not too happy with the sign, and they proposed “Hysteria and Posteriors.”
The doctors didn’t find it ok, so they suggested “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”
The town didn’t like that either and countered with “Catatonics and High Colonics.”
Thumbs down again. By now the story was in the papers, and suggestions began rolling in:
“Manic-depressives and Anal-retentive.”
“Minds and Behinds.”
“Analysis and Anal Cysts.”
“Queers and Rears.”
“Nuts and Butts.”
“Freaks and Cheeks.”
“Loons and Moons.”
None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally decided on “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.”
April 12th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
There is obviously a lot to know about this. I think you made some good points in Features also.
April 13th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
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April 13th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
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July 15th, 2009 at 12:14 am
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