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10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor’s office include, “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”

8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.

7. Chief of Proctology for the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.

6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is “an apple a day”.

5. Your “primary care physician” is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

4. “Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges” is not a typo.

3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

2. With your last HMO, your heart pills didn’t come in different colors with little “M”’s on them.

and the Number 1 Sign You’ve Joined a Cheap HMO…

1. You ask for Viagra but they suggest the generic equivalent; a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

** Source: http://www.planetpsych.com/zSelf_Help/jokes.htm