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While checking on my e-mails awhile ago, I got this message from a friend of mine. He said that his shrink gave forwarded an e-mail to him regarding some funny facts about marriage. He said that it would be rather funny to tease himself a little bit because in a couple of months, he is going to tie the knot. I found the e-mail pretty amusing. i got a good laugh out of it. Hope you like it.

10. WARNING: Leading cause of obesity.
9. WARNING: Comes complete with your choice of nagging wife or lazy husband.
8. WARNING: Loss of ring may cause early morning nagging.
7. WARNING: May cause sudden and dramatic changes in personality of wearer.
6. WARNING: Severe penalties for early withdrawal.
5. WARNING: Objects wearing ring may be subject to reoccurring late night headaches.
4. WARNING: Mother-in-law included.
3. WARNING: Has been known to cause complete spinal removal in the male gender.
2. WARNING: Ring may be much heavier than actual ball and chain.
1. WARNING: Child support and alimony not included.