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A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.

“You don’t have to let your wife bully you,” he said.

“Go home and show her you’re the boss.”

The husband decided to take the doctor’s advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife’s face, and growled, “From now on you’re taking orders from me.

I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes.

Tonight I am going out with the boys.

You are going to stay at home where you belong.

Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?”

“I certainly do,” said his wife calmly, “the undertaker.”

(LiveScience) — Everyone wants to be happy. Who doesn’t? Living in misery isn’t exactly the kind of life that anyone wants to live. According to researchers, there are several ways to be happy. And here are the key points:

1. Good genes. Having a dependable family - socially, emotionally and physically contributes to the happiness of a person.

2. Be giving. According to a 2008 research, it takes only $5 to be spent on others to make you a lot happier on any given day. The selfless act itself makes it all worthwhile.

3. Ponder good thoughts. Just like Happy Gilmore, think of a happy place. By doing this, you can overcome your very own hurdle. Just like Winston Churchill said, “A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.”

4. Work out. Sweating and getting quite a good exercise, you will get to add a little happiness and prevent depression and vulnerable feelings.

5. Live long. During the golden years, people will begin to see a different perspective of life. This is when they tend to see the glass as half full instead of it being half empty. As they say, “Life begins at forty!”

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There will come a time when you feel all bothered all the time. You can’t even manage your own problems but then there you are thinking about your brother’s problem, your son’s problem, your father’s problems and you even bother to think about your neighbor’s problems. When times like these come, you end up scratching your head and in the corner without any solution in mind. Then you end up thinking, “who can help me?”

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Source: http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/psychiatric.jokes.nursing.humor.are.you.insane.htm

Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital, is examining patients to see if they’re cured and ready to re-enter society.

“So, Mr.. Clark,” the doctor says to one of his patients, “I see by your chart that you’ve been recommended for dismissal. Do you have any idea what you might do once you’re released?”

The patient thinks for a moment, then replies, “Well, I went to school for mechanical engineering.

That’s still a good field, good money there. But on the other hand, I thought I might write a book about my experience here in the hospital, what it’s like to be a patient here.

People might be interested in reading a book like that. In addition, I thought I might go back to college and study art history, which I’ve grown interested in lately.”

Dr. Leroy nods and says, “Yes, those all sound like intriguing possibilities.”

The patient replies, “And the best part is, in my spare time, I can go on being a teapot.”

You may have noticed it already but for sure, there are some gender discrimination when it comes to leadership. What are the traits of leader if I may ask? Honesty, decisiveness, compassion, outgoing nature and creativeness. Guess what? Women tops men in all of those characteristics according to a recent survey.

Knowing this, we might as well think it over again. We may actually be containing women inside homes baking and cleaning but they have the potential of steering a big company to success.

I can’t help but remember the saying that goes like this, “Behind the success of a man, is a woman.”

Most of the time, our emotions get the best out of us. We lose ourselves and before we know it, we have done something that we will regret for the rest of our lives. We could also end up hurting the people that care about us the most. Before it is too late to change and let those ugly emotions out, take the time to fix yourself. How?

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John and David were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, John suddenly dove into the deep end.

He sunk to the bottom and stayed there.

David promptly jumped in to save him.

He swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled John out.

The Medical Director came to know of David’s heroic act. He immediately ordered that David be discharged from the mental hospital as he considered him to be okay.

The doctor told David, “We have good news and bad news for you, David! The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient you must be mentally stable.

The bad news is that the patient whom you saved, Mr. John, hung himself in the bathroom, and died”.

David replied, “Doctor he didn’t hang himself, I hung him there to dry”.

*source: http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/psychiatric.jokes.mental.health.hung.out.to.dry.htm

I would call it another mystery of the brain but scientists suggested in a recent research that the brain can in fact use sound to see and light to hear. That’s pretty weird right? How can you see by hearing? Aside from being really weird, it’s pretty hard to explain as well.

During the research, scientists studied monkeys. They would flash some lights for them to locate. They were able to find the bright lights easily. However, they had a really hard time looking for dim lights. Now, they added sound to the dim light. Fascinating events followed later on. They were able to find the light amazingly fast. It was as if their brain neurons were able to detect the sound and trigger the brain to see the light. That is probably the simplest way I could explain it.

As we uncover more about our brains, hopefully it would lead to breakthroughs that may help doctors, scientists and patients regarding brain problems.