Bird, cow, cat and the poop
I received an e-mail from a very close friend of mine who sent me a short story about a bird, a cow, a cat and the poop. Here’s how the story went:
The bird was flying peacefully across the sky on a pretty cold winter day. Suddenly, his wings got covered with ice and he fell to the land freezing. He was not moving at all. A cow passed by and dropped it’s poop on the bird. The warmth of the cow’s dirt awakened the bird. He suddenly snapped out of deep freeze. Feeling all warm and good, the bird chirped for joy as he tried to get out of the poop. A cat passed by and dug him out. Immediately after getting him out, the cat swallowed him.
It struck me with three lessons in life that most of us often take forgranted.
1. Not everyone who drops poop on your head is to be considered an enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the crap that you are into is your friend.
3. When you are in deep slumber, do not talk too much and try to stand up on your own to get away from the deep crap that you are into.

March 14th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Yes, very philosophical. It is very obvious that an educated person wrote this blog. This is good advice. One last thing we should do is talk to our therapist. Hopefully one will not fall in love with their therapist, like I did. It is difficult to be in love with this person when clearly, he/she will not give you the time of day because of some stupid ethic boundary crap. I look forward to our seccions and I get my cake and eat it too. I get great advice and I get to see him/her and flirt with them at the same time. As far as my marriage is concerned, I would divorce him if this person would date me. Second, What I want in life is this person. This is what I want. So please tell me, how do I deal with that?