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Shameful Stunts

August 16th, 2007

Is everyone turning you down? Don’t you get the attention you want even after you’ve done everything? Well, I guess you might not be doing the “right stuff.”

I have few ideas here. You may think it’s a little extraordinary, but if you are a total sucker of attention, then you won’t mind doing it…. even when it’s shameful. Oh, by the way, take note of this…. it’s shameful…. not embarrassing….)

 

Shameful

  1. Fart in front of a huge crowd….. And when I say fart, I mean a long and loud fart so everyone can hear it. After that ceremonial call, you can check everyone’s head on your direction…. while their noses are covered….

  2. Get caught by your parents while masturbating. To do this, you have to be sure that you call their attention. Go to your room and throw random things. Make sure you leave the door unlocked and you can start doing that nasty thing. When they call your name, don’t answer. For sure, they will check you out. And when that door gets opened, voila, you’ll be successful in your shameful operation. And knowing that parents love their kids to know such sensual things after they get married, you won’t just be getting their attention, you will also get some long-day lectures from them.

  3. Get aroused after a girl touches you. Another kinky idea here. But I guess this will work too especially when a girl just touches you in your arms innocently. Oh yeah, be sure that she will notice that screaming stuff of yours for you to see that disgusted look on her. With this, you’re not just going to have her pay notice to you. When she shares it to her friends, I’m sure you will also win their attention.

So that’s my list. You can come up with more shameful acts if you want. But before doing such crazy stunts, be sure that you already swallowed your pride, when you will no longer have a great reputation after.

 

 

 

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